Let's play a game, loser! The rules are simple: There will be 3 rounds. Each round contains 6 possible taxes. For round 1, each tax is $10; round 2, $20, and round 3, $30. The taxes get progressively more embarrassing as the rounds go on, pertaining to a number of hallmarks of loserdom including but not limited to penis size, failures in love, and secret perverse fantasies. It's so much fun to tease and bully you for all the humiliating reasons a freak like you owes Me money! There's nothing to worry about; you're not THAT big of a loser, are you? So you can't possibly owe too many taxes...though I suppose you'll just have to press "play" to see! The viewer is assumed to be a man with a penis