Script : Dickhead! Do I give you a hard-on? Show me your dick Are you getting a boner? You have a small dick I can't believe how tiny your dick is! Is your dick getting hard? Your dick is too small I will chop your dick off Girls will laugh at your small dick! I'm going to cut your dick off I want to watch your dick get hard Put your dick in my mouth I want to bite your dick off How does it feel when your dick is getting hard? Can I watch your dick get hard? You have a boner! It's so funny how guys have no dick control at all. I love making dicks hard I'm going to rip your dick off! Boner! Hard-on Erection! I love kicking guys in the balls I'm gonna chop your balls off I want to kick you in the balls Girls own your balls I will cut your balls off I'm going to kick you in the balls I'm going to hang you by the balls I've got you by the balls I'm going to rip your balls off I'm going to grab you by the balls I'll pull you around by the balls You got kicked in the balls by a girl Girls love kicking guys in the balls I'm so glad I don't have balls I love watching girls kick guys in the balls That's your dick??? Are you getting a stiffie? Boners are so funny! Stiffie You're my bonerboy It's so funny how you hold your sore balls Even a little girl can take you down with one kick to the balls How does it feel to get kicked in the balls? I will kick you in the balls so hard that they will fly out of your mouth! I love the look on a guy's face when he gets kicked in the balls I'm going to laugh at you while you're on the floor holding your balls I love kicking guys in the nuts I'm going to chop your nuts off I'm going to kick you in the nuts Girls own your nuts I will cut your nuts off I want to kick you in the nuts I'm going to hang you by the nuts I've got you by the nuts I'm going to rip your nuts off I'm going to grab you by the nuts I'll pull you around by the nuts You got kicked in the nuts by a girl Girls love kicking guys in the nuts I'm so glad I don't have nuts I love watching girls kick guys in the nuts It's so funny how you hold your sore nuts Even a little girl can take you down with one kick to the nuts How does it feel to get kicked in the nuts? I will kick you in the nuts so hard that they will fly out of your mouth! I love the look on a guy's face when he gets kicked in the nuts I will laugh at you while you're on the floor holding your nuts You will probably have some extra time leftover. If you do, you can fill the time basically mocking a guy who just got kicked in the balls. You can make fun of how we hold our balls and say stuff like, If there's any extra time after that, you can make personal comments on anything in this list, tell a true story or expand on something listed. Have fun with it and feel free to add your own personal touches