Hi sweetie, what's going on today? You're getting ready to leave with your friends and you are looking for your phone? Well... I might have seen it... actually son, I have your phone right here and we need to have a little talk about it. I got noisy and started snooping on your phone and I found that video you secretly recorded of me earlier... you know, the one that I was bent over and ripped a massive fart? Yeah, that one. I have to say, I feel like my privacy has been compromised by my own son! You can't just go around filming me like that, it's not right to do that to mommy! But it's ok, I know I sound like I'm mad but I'm actually not. I don't mind that you like mommy's farts... infact, I think it's pretty cool and I certainly don't mind sharing them with you. I think you should skip going out with your friends today and stay home with me... trust me, I think you will like this much better because if you stay home with me you will be a very happy boy today! Mommy is SO gassy and since you like my farts so much, I rip them out and let you sniff them. Isn't that so much better than a lousy video? So what do you think? Will you hang out with mommy and let her blast sexy farts for you? Good boy! I knew you'd make the right choice... You know son, if you wanted to smell mommy's farts, all you had to do was ask!