Spring is the season for growth. Which is fitting because you have some growing to do. You’re like a flower bud that’s started to open but hasn’t fully bloomed yet. You haven’t shown me, or the world, everything you have to offer. So this spring, you’re going to push yourself even harder. By the time summer comes, I want you to be the fattest you’ve ever been. For the full experience, you should watch this clip with your favorite salty snack food (potato chips, crackers, fries, popcorn, etc.) on hand. This is an encouraging clip, and although a few negative-sounding terms like “fat pig” are used, they’re not used in a humiliating way.