SPH laughing hard at your wee wee

I brought you home after flirting with you at a party and I desperately asked you to please fuck me, but when you go to put your penis inside me, I notice that there is nothing, you just tickle me. I can't help but laugh out loud, humping you makes me laugh a lot, and I feel the need to tell you how pathetic and micropenis you are in a really cruel way.