You're unlucky that I'm the judge today. You were caught pervily shoplifting from a women's shoe shop, and I am disgusted with you. I very much enjoy handing down a stiff sentence - sending you to prison for a LONG time, and admonishing you for being so in love with high heeled shoes. Horrific! I also describe in loving detail exactly what's going to happen to you now - being handcuffed behind your back, taken down to the holding cells, then loaded into a prison van and taken off to be strip searched at the prison. You won't be treated gently by the female staff