Fancy a cup of tea round mine? I've invited you to my house for a cup of tea. But did you really think that was going to happen? I tie you up to the chair and have my wicked farting way with you. Making you sniff my big wet stinky farts. I pull my cheeks apart and make you breathe it all in. I then fart in a china tea cup JUST for you. Breathe that stink down ;) MPX