Oh my, I can't believe what I've just discovered about you... your balloon fetish! I can see how aroused and flustered you are seeing me in this setting - with these BIG balloons behind me, and even more so when you watch me inflate this red balloon. What a strange effect balloons have on you... it's kind of cute actually? From now on, you can be my Balloon Boy! I bet when we're out in public no one will even register what's behind your new pet name