Conducting interviews to find my next assistant. It’s been tough to find a candidate that will pass all of my tests! My next interview looks really promising, though. He’s escorted into the closet (yes, I can’t interview him in my normal office—the others might hear) where I ask him some standard questions based on his resume. I then try to slowly switch gears by telling him he’s sexy and asking if that’s a problem. When he tells me no I continue the interview and explain to him the part of the job that’s not exactly *for* everyone: I’m constantly horny and need him to get me off throughout the workday so I can maintain a clear mind. I ask if he’d like to get a little taste of what the job entails before he commits and he says yes. First I have him suck my tits, then I spread my legs and tell him that when I ask if he’s hungry, I need him to say yes and start eating my pussy. He does such a good job I immediately offer him the position and he immediately accepts! He begins his new job today and gets right to work!