Hi stupid son, I'm so disappointed because you have a relationship with the worst female being in the world: a skint slut! You'll be punished in 2 different ways: your scullery maid must clean my house completely naked every day and care about the terrace during the winter, while me and my friends will enjoy the show sipping a cup of hot tea and eating delicious biscuits. Everytime she makes a mistake, she'll be canned and receive a footpint on her face, so she'll get a free tattoo, ahahah! You, fucking son, must give me your wage and remain pennyless!