You're a virgin loser. Pussy is nothing but a mirage to you, but that's not a big deal. That's because you'd rather lick my Converses than have sex. Licking the bottoms of sneakers basically IS your sex life. How sad and pathetic. Clearly you deserve to be humiliated. You're a lonely virgin loser who is turned on by Converses. What the fuck is wrong with you? Countless things, really. No one is ever going to love you but that's ok because there are always sneakers to lick. Get to work, idiot.