I was working in my office yesterday and noticed that Felix had not logged off, from his emails. Obviously I would not usually snoop about and read private correspondence but I felt an irresistible need to take a quick glance. I immediately noticed the title of the email, namely "Felix In Charge". I couldn't help myself from copying to my iPad for further reading. I knew it would be a spicy read, so I prepared to enjoy myself. I found my favourite piece of chain. It is the longest length I can manage. The chain has an overall length of approximately 2 feet and a weight of 1lb. I lay on my back, pulled my legs back over my head and dangled the first link above my soaking, open hole. It slid, in link by link, the weight of the chain pulling it in. By the time all 25 links were INSIDE of me and I was FULL. I laid back and started to read the email….Watch me bring myself to a MASSIVE climax as I pull out all of the soaking chain. I know poor Felix was trying to come across all strong and macho, but I just couldn't bring myself to read it that way! Should I fire him or punish? Please leave your thoughts in the comment section. Also if you think he should go, please apply by ticket if you would think you would fit in, at the Manor.