My best friend has told me a little thing and that is that HER EX IS BETTER THAN YOU IN BED AND THAT YOU HAVE A SMALL DICK, so she has invented a very peculiar fantasy. She's told me all about your relationship and what he wants is to FUCK YOUR ASS WITH A BIG STRAP-ON. You need to prepare yourself for everything he will do to you and I will explain it to you. So buy a dildo and follow my instructions.