Your wife is an absolute bore. She's always bitching about work, tired all the time, and just never excited to see you. She scoffs at your advances, and talks down to you. She says if you want someone to be excited about you being home, you should get a pet. Tonight though? You have a gift for her. Perfume. She softens a bit, spraying it on as she apologizes. Then the transformation begins. She's itchy and hot, stripping out of her robe before coughing and trembling. She falls back and then pops up again...as a puppy! A puppy who's absolutely excited to see you... And absolutely eager to play with your bone!