You absolutely LOVE hearing me burp and smelling my disgusting burps, don't you? I consume a Mountain Dew and burp for you. I tell you how gross it smells, and how much I know you love it! I consume the rest of the beverage and burp loud and tell you how gross it smells. How it smells like what I ate for breakfast. I tell you how much I know you would love for me to just put my mouth right over your nose and release these rank, disgusting burps right into your nose. You would probably get turned on from it, wouldn't you