With the gorgeous vantage point of being seated by my soles, I humiliate your useless pencil dick. It's so thin it's practically a finger. How do you even have the confidence to talk to women when you know they're going to see it eventually? So pathetic. It's no wonder your girlfriend cheated on you, any woman in their right mind wouldn't be satisfied by a dick like yours, so just accept your place at my feet and jerk off.