Custom: I went on a date with a guy, and we ate sushi, and I was nervous the entire time! The combination of nerves and sushi makes me incredibly gassy. My date is dropping me off, but keeps yapping while I'm trying to hold in my farts. I try to be polite but eventually I make a dash inside for the bathroom only to find my roommate is occupying it! I stand outside the door still in my date clothes and fart uncontrollably, banging on the door begging her to let me in. I decide she's going to be in there for a while, so I get out of my uncomfortable clothes and come back with panties and a shirt, banging and farting away still until she finally lets me in!
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