I open the package that I received in the mail in front of you. Hmmm... I wonder who sent this to me. It just so happens to be the shoes that you bought for me! I try on the shoes and show them off to you while laughing at how much of a loser you are for buying them for me. I tell you to lick the soles while looking down at you in disgust. I talk about how I'm going to get this really dirty, and that they will need constant attention from a slave's tongue. Maybe I will wear them, get them dirty, and sell them back to another pathetic foot slave