I would love to see how close up and in a sexy and cruel way, you break balloons (inflatable, typical of parties and birthdays) with a needle (a real needle, not a toothpick or anything like that). I want you to act as if I were going to pick up my balloons where you found them and tell you to go, they are mine. IWhen you break the balloons, I want you to leave saliva in your stubble armpits and pass the broken balloon through it and then return the balloon to me.