Gooners don’t have dates on Valentine’s Day, especially this year. Why? Because you’re going to do what I have planned instead. You see, this year, I want you to really make it memorable and push you even deeper into your obsession with stroking all night. Why bother having a date? Every year you get more disappointed that you weren’t able to find someone. I wouldn’t even bother this time around. I like My idea better, and so will you.