The village of tiny people made too much noise too many times, so I go over and destroy their village and eat them all up! Or... so I thought. Once I get back inside to burp and relax, I realize that some of the villagers escaped my wrath by trying to hide in my house! I catch all 4 of the little fuckers and swallow them all whole.... except for the last one, whom I sit on before chewing him up and swallowing him down. Those tiny intruders don't go down without a fight because my stomach starts to hurt, so I decide to crack open something carbonated so I can take care of them and burp up the rest... including some bones!
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