You've come to this therapy session to work out your very intense low self-esteem issues. You've very nervous to tell me, your sexy psychologist, about what a loser you were through high school and college. You begin to get flushed and fidgety. I make you gulp a glass of water and try some breathing exercises before making you tell me about the worst of your bullying experiences. Every time you begin to get upset I make you to gulp down another glass of water. Before you know it, you *really* have to go to the bathroom. I refuse to let you interrupt our session and make you sit on the floor since you can't sit properly in your seat, like a grown man. I continue to make you relive your worst memories and before you know it, you simply can't hold it any more. You wet yourself right on my office floor. I laugh at you cruelly and declare that you're still just a sniveling loser you always thought you were. Once a loser, always a loser!