you are DESPERATE to be a part of My life, no matter how small the role may be. When I offer you the opportunity to be My personal starbucks bitch, you LEAP at the chance! Finally! A way for you to be able to be useful and of service to Me, no matter how far away you may physically be from Me! This is a great way to get on My good side and prove to Me just how consistent and loyal you can be to Me~