Happy St, Patrick's Day honey. I have some pretty exciting news that's going to make your St. Patrick's Day even more fun that it normally would be. I know you agreed that I could see and fuck other men and i'm sure you're not oblivious to the fact that i've been coming home late every weekend after the club. But the truth is i've been really only seeing one man each time and he's definitely a catch but that's not the only exciting part, sit down so we can talk about my news