Fuck...FUCK...F U C KKKKKK!!!! How do these 2 DO it!?! Just when I m sure they can't get any HOTTER...they kick down the doors of Dante's Inferno and toast my marshmallow ass with a full length feature that I was certain solidified my spot in the V I P section of Hades just for watching. Typically, I process my angst for enjoying my NovaPatra experience in therapy (Oh...the hours I ve spent on the couch free associating about Nova and Lake and that Uber Driver vid that still gives me night terrors as my Shrink sits there with her little pad of paper writing who knows what...although I did catch her writing 'novapatra.com' once....) but not THIS time...THIS Step-Sibling FORBIDDEN FUCK flick forced me to the one place I swore I d never go again....CONFESSION.....
EXT. CONFESSIONAL - DAY
JT, Neurotic Venture Capitalist, mid-40s, chiseled, head in hands, weeping.
"Forgive me Father for I have sinned. It s been 28 years since my last Confession...."
PRIEST, 80s, plump, shadowy silhouette behind the screen
"Oh for God's sake get to it...BINGO is in 5 minutes!"
"I rubbed one out watching this vid of step-siblings banging like Banshees...how bad is that?"
"Did you say 'step' siblings?"
"Well, masturbating to INCEST is considered a MORTAL SIN, in which case you would be eternally fucked. But, since they were 'steps', it technically falls under the VENIAL SIN of Onanism...So, you are JUST FINE...Go put five bucks in the box, light a candle, and go do something nice for somebody...Now, get the fuck out of here....
FADE TO JT TWIRLING EXHUBERANTLY IN THE ALPS
Seriously, this IS the BEST STEP SIBLING VIDEO on any clips for sale platform...Now, hit the music...(just read along...the tune will come to you;)
Here's the story of a lovely lady /
Who was bringing up one smoking Asian nymph /
Her holes were so tight, like her mothers /
So, so moist and dripping pearls.
Here's the story of a man named Okana /
Who was busy with a little pervert of his own /
They were two dudes living all together /
Yet they were all alone.
Till the one day when the lady met this fellow/
And they knew that it was much more than a hunch/
That these youth must somehow fuck like monkeys/
That's the way we all became the Nova bunch.
The Nova bunch, the Nova bunch/
I ve blown so many loads to the Nova bunch.