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You've heard about my new shrinking business and you're dying to be upclose and personal with my face. You come in and are ready to be shrunken. Slowly but surely you become a tiny man. I bring you up to my face for inspection. I even throw you my mouth for tasting. After observing, I realize there's only one thing left to do, eat you. I pick you up with my tongue and swallow you whole!