So I roll into bed in my skimpy PJs and call my friend, Becky. Whilst on the phone, I tell her that I'm worried that my relationship with my boyfriend is getting too serious - I love him and everything, but I don't think I can commit to a dick so small for the rest of my life, you know? I go on to tell her about my night of hot, steamy sex with a guy I met in a bar last week, and how I came home and had sex with my boyfriend without showering. I laugh about how I may as well carry on doing it, because hey, what he doesn't know won't hurt him, right? What I DON'T know is that my boyfriend is going to find out everything. He's set up my webcam to record me because he suspected I was doing the dirty, so he's going to have to listen to me mocking his small penis and bragging about my one night stand to my friend. Awkward