Your wife asked me to make a house call and see if I can help you out. She told me all about your little problem, and I'm here to help. First, I'll need to give your cock and balls a full exam. After I check your sensitivity I'll need to check internally for blockages. Don't worry, I'll talk you through the whole process. And while we're talking, there's a lot you should know about your wife. In fact, she's been coming to see for a long time, and since you haven't been able to please her, I've taken on that responsibility. Now shhh stay calm, just relax, I need you perfectly still for your dilation. Don't worry, Doctor Dandy is here to help you both.