I was rather disappointed in the lack of effort my minions put forth this year for my birthday. One of my fans Hector says he has a gift for me. Well Hector shows up with a cheap chocolate birthday cake. I don't like chocolate cake. Plus the i wasn't dotted & the t wasn't crossed. Plus the buttercream frosting was melting in the heat. Well I taught Hector a lesson he will NEVER EVER forget. I sat that awful cake on his loser inflatable face, crushing the fuck out of both at the same time. But drop after butt drop I just plop my fat 60 inch bubble ass down on his face & the cake over & over, the table creaking extremely loud. I wasn't sure if it would hold up under my fat ass fluffy frame. I made such a huge sticky chocolatey mess cake sitting Hectors head. The cake & frosting was stuck to the back of my pants. It slowly peeled itself away from my big ass & dropped all over the table & floor making an even bigger mess. Want to see the end result and all the fun commentary & special blooper? Must download for my weak submissive ass addicted minions