You're too much of a loser to be worthy of real pussy, so here's a piece of silicone to humble yourself with! You know you'll never get laid, so this is your only option other than your hand. Being that I make the rules for what I choose for you to do with your dick, I want you to have a realistic experience..so that's why you'll fuck it dry, just like you make every woman who sees you even WITH your clothes on. How sad, truly. Have fun watching me flaunt myself (including a brief sheer lingerie pussy flash),while you are reminded of your lowly existence and solitude, including an edging tease. I feel like I should send flowers to your vagina-shaped plastic girlfriend as a consolation gift. LOL