It's nighttime in the recovery ward and you should be snoozing... But you're not. As you lie awake you overhear two nurses chatting, talking about their day, one starts talking about YOU. I shaved you earlier and tell my colleague about your small penis. After a minute I enter your room, surprised to see you up. I halfheartedly "apologize" for being unprofessional until I lift your gown to check on your dressing and lose all decorum. Is it erect? Are you turned on by the fact that I'm making fun of you? Or that I told my colleague Sharon? Is that all? Does it not get any bigger? I'm amused, this is funny, and I want to see how it plays out... so I egg you on. Show me you've got, Mister. Wait till Sharon hears about this!