Your step-father is VERY wealthy and he has JUST willed his whole inheritance to you! We're both very excited. I have something to admit, though. We're going to be getting that inheritance MUCH sooner than anticipated. In fact, is that the phone now? Ah yes. This was planned by me, your loving, perfect wife. I made sure you got that money. How did I do it? Well, it wasn't exactly difficult. I could always show you exactly how I made your step-father sign over all assets