Thank you for volunteering for the Veterinarians' Research Institute! You'll have already been sent the items of clothing we need you to test by wearing for 2 hours each day, and in this video I shall demonstrate who to put them on. Stripping out of my plaid suit and high heels, I put on my hooded overalls, booties, full face mask and gloves, encouraging you to do the same. Now that we're fully dressed, there is one other detail. We ask that you engage in normal activities during the 2 hours each day you're testing these items, and one of the things we must insist upon is that you engage in vigorous sexual activity each time. We need to test the suit's viability when met with biological fluids. I know this is a lot to ask, so I'm going to demonstrate what we mean, just so that you know this is all perfectly normal... Now, where did I put my vibrator?