Another night of looking at the same old dildos, I find myself bored with my options. Nearly giving up, I get into bed only to find a new phallic-shaped vegetable under my pillow. Not too big, not too long, and all the right curves! I decided to try something new and fuck the mystery cucumber! There is some sexy cucumber dirty talk sprinkled amongst the many positions I tried this girthy crop in, as well as a little vibrator play to add some exxxtra spice to the mix (;