My Dad just doesn't get it. I always get my way. I can't believe he thinks he can boss me around and tell me what to do. I don't listen to him but he's starting to get really annoying. It's ok though, I have a plan. I'm smarter than him, and I know what he wants. I know that he watches me sometimes, and even if he won't admit it, he's a total old perv. The next time my Dad starts giving me a hard time I know exactly what I'll do. I might be a crazy slut but I'm the one who's really in charge around here.... ***Starring Keely Jones