You want something from me? You have to give to me, provide to me, something worthwhile. You crave me, you're desperate to worship me but the only thing I accept is your cold hard cash. It may come as a disappointment that your otherwise utterly useless but it's the hard truth. You can't stop jerking to me, you love me, obsess over me and the only thing I care about is your money and today my ass is going to drain you dry.