You know that guy who lives next door, right? The pro athlete. You two are pretty good friends it seems. He's been coming over a lot lately looking for you but, you're always at work. Well, recently I've just been letting him in. He's been teaching me a few new..."exercises". You know, in a professional personal trainer kind of way. But, he's also been venting to me about his wife. She's just not sexually satisfying him...I told him I could relate. We had the time of our lives last night while you were locked out trying to get inside. And thankfully, we found a solution to both of our problems.
