I know your dirty little secret! You’ve got a raging desire for women’s feet….more specifically my glorious soles. Poor guy is married to a woman with gross hobbit feet and you just can’t seem to get your needs fulfilled while dealing with such ugly looking toes so you keep coming back to me, begging and pleading for my attention. I want you to admit it….you’d do anything for my feet, including draining your bank account and destroying your life, wouldn’t you? My feet are so beautiful and perfect that you’d risk everything; your career, your wife, your stupid boring life just to worship me. Well, get ready to pay your dues, loser, because I will gleefully take everything you got