I have a special loser task for you! See that big, colorful wheel? It includes lots of humiliating, but also intriguing items. Things like dirt, spit, BROWN STUFF... you're going to pay me for a spin of that wheel today and you're going to let the wheel determine that fate. You might get an amazing deal on something you really want (the brown stuff). You might get ripped off and get something like dirt. Basically anything I touch is priceless, but we are putting a price on it today and the purpose is to humiliate you. Are you ready to spin the wheel of shame? Get your wallet out and pay attention, idiot. You never know what you're going to get!
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