I'm so glad you stopped by to check out my new office. It's huge isn't it, and the view is amazing. Of course now that I beat you out as the new CEO, we're going to have to change your job title. I can't have you staying where you are in the company - I can't trust you not to sabotage our performance. I've come up with the perfect position for you though. A new title just for you. And a position in the C suite. On your knees. Includes office domination, toilet slavery