You are a frequent traveler. You noticed me on your flight back home. You doesn't even have kinks.. until you met me and my dangling stewardess feet. You now are my favorite passenger. You book flights with me 3x a week. I would say you are entered T.J.Kweens rabbit hole willingly and will not be returning to life as you remember. I playfully strip my nylon soles appealing to your senses while I perform my safety demonstration routine. My soles captivate your mind in a way no stewardess ever had.