You run into your ex while out and about. She makes some small talk with you, then notices how much your hair has thinned. It's really not looking very good. To help you out, she calls up her boyfriend, the same one she left you for, and asks if he's available to give you a hair cut to help with how it looks now. Giggling, she makes you politely ask him if he can get you in today for a cut. He agrees and you go. She tells you to come back and let her see it when you're done. When you come back, she can't help but laugh. She didn't expect him to completely shave you to the skin. Now you look like an 8 ball! After you left the barbershop her boyfriend called and said you had to come in once a week to make sure you keep it looking good. Guess you'll be giving him more of your business!