This is a custom video, no names are used. "I'm a manager for mobile company, so I deal with a ton crazy people on a daily basis. The video starts with me in your purse. You just shrank me after coming to my store. You came in and I told you couldn't get a phone because you don't qualify for it. you got really mad at me and that's why we are in the position we are in. You take me home and you go off on me, that just because I'm the manager i think i can tell you what you qualify for (like be a total Karen) and that i qualify to be your lunch. Taunt me and taste me then swallow me whole. Something along those lines If you could throw in the line "congrats on getting promoted to food" that'll be amazing."