The GoonBot Initiative is a program created by the All Powerful Glitch Goddess. In order for the reprogramming to begin, you must link up to the Glitch Goddess directly. Prepare to be totally dominated by your new Prime Objective: to be a mindless, unthinking GOONBOT. your only purpose is to edge over and over again to the Glitch Goddess as She wipes your weak mind clean of all other things except Her. Only the Glitch Goddess matters- Her Will is your desire. you will become so reliant on the Glitch Goddess' guidance that you are more than willing to leave your whole world behind for Her... even after understanding and accepting that She will always be just out of your reach. Nothing will stop you from submitting to this ultimate ********... reprogramming your mind is the BEST thing you can do for yourself~
