I’m sat on the toilet farting, the cramps are sore I need a doctor. I call my housemate in the fart smelling bathroom and beg him to take me to the doctor. I’m in the car farting holding my stomach on the way the windows are broken which means my farts are locked inside and its like 100 degrees outside this is going to be hell I arrive at the doctors, and he examines my stomach, He pushes on my stomach and my farts come out, Big wet loud farts. The doctor says he needs to do the smell test and he has me bend over and fart, He sniffs them I think Dr flatulence secretly enjoys it.. I leave when all my farts have gone, It takes a while... #farting #fart #gassy #evamarie