I've been your sweet bb for some time now. Tonight, you come over to watch Me model the new lingerie you bought Me. As I tease you and you get comfortable, I change the subject. With the state of everything going on. Yknow, human-rights being overturned, I think it's time we talk about protection. And no, I won't be going on birthcontrol. It'll make Me sick. Sure a vasectomy could be the answer but I think we need a more permanent one. Have you ever heard of a penectomy? I think that would be the perfect solution! Believe Me, sex via penetration isn't the only way to fuck or get pleasure! With this procedure you could become an even greater lover! Instead of worrying about your boner all the time, you could be eating Me out. You could be focused on My moans and orgasms. Giving to others gives YOU pleasure too! I think it gives you MORE. By the way...I called your wife...she approves. Don't worry! She doesn't know who I am, I made it seem like it was a survey call to housewives. With the subject matter being a penectomy. She thought it was a great idea! Now you can pleasure us both forever and ever! It'll save your marriage! It'll make our love life way more intimate. No more pesky boners getting in the way. Just you being an absolutely perfect partner.