This is the 1st video in the "Oh, It Can't Be That Small" series. We have been dating for a long time now, and we still haven't had sex. Isn't that kind of weird? I mean, guys are normally trying to get in my pants on the first date! We have been dating for how long, and you have never tried! How come?!? Are you not attracted to me? Do you not like my body? Then what is it because I can't help but think that it's me... Oh come on, how bad can it be? Just tell me. Then what is it? Oh, whatever. You have a small penis? What is it like 6 inches? How small can it be? I'm sure it will be fine. Come on, I'm so horny. I just want to feel your cock inside my pussy, and I want you to make me cum. Come on, I don't care if it's small. I just want to be with you! Pull down your pants, and let me see it. I think you're exaggerating. It can't possibly be that small. Let me see it. I promise I won't laugh. You will probably feel a lot better once you just pull them down and show me. It can't be that bad. Okay, I will close my eyes. 5... 4....3... 2... 1... Hahahaha! Seriously!?! Haha! You were not kidding! I thought you were exaggerating when you said your penis was this small! Well, maybe you are a grower. Haha! Well, that totally explains why you wouldn't have sex with me! Oh, sorry... I did say that I wouldn't laugh... but I wasn't expecting that. I don't think that thing would satisfy me... or any girl for that matter. I imagine it would keep falling out if we did try to have sex. It would just be too frustrating for both of us. Haha! Oh, that is too funny! Here this whole time I thought it was me! I didn't know you were hiding this teenie tiny little carrot in your pants this whole time! Haha! I didn't even know that dicks could be that small. Sorry, I'm just used to being with guys with big cocks.... we are talking 6, 7, 8 inches or even bigger, and that little thing isn't going to do anything for me! There is no way that thing could give me an orgasm, and I don't think it could stay inside long enough to even be worth it to you! Sorry... but you could do something for me... You could jerk off that teenie tiny little thing. I could maybe get some amusement out of seeing it cum... or squirt... maybe just a little dribble. Haha! I have you jerk off your teenie weenie for me while continuing to humiliate you. I have you wiggle your little dick back and forth by moving your hips from side to side for my enjoyment of course. I give you a cum countdown, and let you squirt your cum into my hands. We will have to do this again sometime... now that I know you have a teenie weenie. Maybe we can take some pictures next time so I can show them to my friends. Haha! Lot's laughing