A little bird told me you can't stop stroking for Step-Mommy. Good! That's just how I like it. In fact, I want to consume your thoughts at all times. Let's compare a couple of scenarios... In one, you go out with your friends, embarrass yourself by being a wet, leaky mess, and end up feeling overwhelmed with guilt and shame. In the other, you stay home where it's safe, and stroke for Step-Mommy. Now which one was better, sweetheart? Make no mistake, I am ALWAYS the right choice.