I've got a tiny little man that I keep in a drawer and play with whenever I feel like it. It strikes me that me must need to eat. I try one option but then get an even better idea. I should feed him my breastmilk! I use my breast pump to get the sweet milk flowing, then I place the tiny man's mouth up to my giant nipple. The flow floods into his mouth and he can barely breathe as it flows at his face. He's so full! I'll play with him for a while so he can digest. I let him lay on my feet, play amongst my toes, rest on my nipples. As I finish playing with him, I think I should give him one last feeding so he won't be hungry when I put him away. But this time, the way he spits and coughs up my milk which makes me angry