Every month you're going to build my dream life! This time you're going to go dumb for my feet and send all your money my way because I deserve it so much more than you do or ever will! Allow me to unburden your stupid mind from having to decide what to do with it and send it to me, at least I can use it properly! I don't care what you have to do. I don't care how broke you get. You're going to do it for my feet. My feet want to be in a swimming pool and you're going to make it happen!